Sunday, July 24, 2011
For Maya's next CIA assignment she will be traveling Europe in disguise as a duck, CIA officials have stated "Nobody ever suspects the duck." Unfortunately, experts have found that the same is not true of dogs. In fact, everyone always suspects the dog.
Maya has been working on her duck impressions, she has definitely mastered the art of looking like a duck, but will she be able to master quacking like a duck? No one will believe that she is truly a duck unless she can quack like a duck.
Fortunately, Maya is a fast learner and she is certain that by the time of her departure she will have mastered all aspects of looking, acting, and sounding like a duck. Good luck Maya, on your brave and serious mission.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Maya has recently taken a job working for the CIA, as her first assignment she is going undercover impersonating a cat. She has high hopes for the investigation, although that is all that she can release to the press at this time. The investigation has so far been successful and the CIA is looking to close the case. Congratulations Maya, on your success with the investigation, you are a valued agent of the CIA.